December 2009
I am currently wearing a fleece hoodie, tee, leggings and legwarmers to sleep. In the tropics. I live vicariously through my outfit choice.
Today I learnt the words blisterfeld, compunction and pleonasm. Yay me.
I was feeling all sad and emo and I wanted to break my glass to slit my wrists, that sort of thing, when my dad called. He got locked out of the house. At 11:45pm. Cool.
Interesting fact about my dad, he carries this huge fuckload of keys around everywhere. By huge fuckload, I mean at least 30 keys to different doors. I don’t think he knows what each one unlocks, but he has a pretty good...
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I’m glad christmas is over. My family is just not the type to celebrate anything. Really. We’ve had a couple of birthdays before but other than that, we just don’t do stuff as a family.
Christmas always seemed like the perfect family holiday to me, thanks to the American media. All the wonderful holiday movies that include family turkey dinners and Christmas decorations and...
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love, me.
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dear you,
love me.
I hate/love you/myself, I don’t/can’t see the difference.
Also, I like backslashes.
“Beauty without intelligence is like a masterpiece painted on a napkin.”
– Unknown
HI
AVATAR IS AMAZING AND MINDBLOWING
DESPITE THE FACT THAT I WAS IN THE THIRD ROW AND IT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH AMAZING 3D GRAPHICS
HOLY SHIT
AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE PLOT WAS NO BIG DEAL AND TOO MANY PEOPLE DIED
OMG IT WAS A GODSEND
also, the pilot who got killed, yeah. she was smoking hot.
“I can see beauty where others see ugliness. That either makes me an artist, or a...”
– Unknown
It’s 2:53am, I don’t really know what I’m still doing up. I’m just staring at my screen, waiting for something to happen. Forcing some tears out, occasionally, in some attempt to purge whatever bad emotion there might be. I feel it you know, in my chest. Like a black hole, trying to pull everything that is me down into myself.
Let’s keep going, I’ll lose sight...
My brother just got called out at the dinner table for using a swear. By my dad no less. Now my dad has the most colourful language I’ve ever heard. I think he’s where I learnt cussing from so major respect for him. So imagine my surprise when my dad gets, gosh, upset at the fact that my brother swore. And no, he didn’t say fuck. It was a lesser swear, but one nonetheless.
My...
“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem...”
– Nietzche
U2 is my favourite band of all time, all time. They’re not something I would listen to to make me happier or music I listen to when I’m sad but there’s just something about them. I don’t understand their lyrics most of the time, and they don’t usually speak to me personally but gosh. Watching them live just makes me believe that there is a God in the world. Not that...
Today I went to an adult store. Or rather two adult stores, although they mostly sold the same things. It felt really awkward because the salespeople were really really happy to see us. I don’t look a day near 21, but that didn’t bother them much, they were just incredibly enthusiastic to sell their numerous rubber phalluses. I’m not prudish about sex at all but wow, these...
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Beautiful beautiful beautiful.
“I am not young enough to know everything.”
– Oscar Wilde.
birds – kate nash
He said: Right, birds can fly so high, and they can shit on your head, and they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel well scared. But when you look at them and you see that they're beautiful, that's how I feel about you. Right, that's how I feel about you.
She said: Thanks, I like you too.
He said: Cool.
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office.
It is really surreal moving from a super single bed to a queen-sized. Actually, I’ve moved from a super single bed to a single mattress to a super single mattress (on the floor dammit) to a queen bed. I feel like I’m drowning in sheets and space (I have two pillows. Two! I only have one head!) and I’m floundering in this great abyss, never ever to wake up again. Then I wake up at...
my bed's too big for just me
Some how or other, the dream version of you is more pleasant and fun than the actual you. The version of you that keeps popping up in my dreams I mean. You’re so, nice! And I think once upon a time in a land far away, you were nice to me like that. Getting in trouble with me, taking responsibility and playing the Proud Family game, collecting Babu beards. (by Jove, I have weird dreams)...
WatchA man in a chicken suit, playing What Is Love on a … whatever that is. I shouldn’t like this as much as I do.
I love Los Campesinos! Their lyrics are just...
GRAARGH YOU SHOULD JUST FINISH A PROJECT
“It’s cheating isn’t it? Every time I minimise my window to see if he’s still online, every time I make a facebook update that I know will catch his eye, whenever I say nice things about him in the hopes that he’ll hear them… It’s cheating right? I’m cheating on this getting-over-him game, I’m cheating on singledom!
I wish I didn’t have...
Dear Courts,
Please don’t try to advertise to me while you put me on hold. I’m calling your hotline, so you know, I’ve already bought crap from you guys. It probably doesn’t help that the guy telling me to purchase your MEGACREDIT plan likes to emphasise THE wrong words while doing his best James Earl Jones impression. I probably would be more impressed if Mufasa really...
Huhm huhm, let’s not call this a blog. I don’t like keeping blogs, they don’t last very long. This will be my little pensieve so my head doesn’t explode all over my next meal. Brain bits don’t taste as good as bacon bits. Also, my future self needs some sort of a record of simpler (?) times. I’d probably lose a diary. So here’s hoping that tumblr...